NOTE: Joke
A priest died and waiting for his
turn to enter into the heaven. Ahead of him, a very fashionably dressed, with
the sun-glasses boy is standing.
God asked the boy, “Can you please
tell your name so that the heaven officials will see your record?”
The guy replied, “I’m Sandeep,
auto-driver from India”
After few seconds, the God said,
“Dear Sandeep, take this silk robe and gold scarf and please enter into the
kingdom of heaven”.
Now it is the priest’s turn. He
stood before God with full of confidence and said, “Lord! I’m the priest who
sacrificed my whole life for you. I’m Ram”.
After few seconds, the God said,
“Dear Ram, take this cotton robe and silver scarf and please enter into the
kingdom of heaven”.
“Hold on a minute,” says the
agonized Priest, “How come a rash & rude auto-driver is given a silk robe
& a golden scarf and me being a priest, who spent my whole life preaching
your name is given a cotton robe & a silver scarf?”
“Results, my friend, results.
Results matter a lot. While you were preaching, people SLEPT; but while he was
driving his auto, people PRAYED.”
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